John had to admit that grilled cheese really had hit the spot after the incredibly athletic sex he hadn't actually had to participate in. Whatever - it was still really good, and after the sandwiches, Rodney had given him a 90-minute massage that would have led to more if either of them could have gotten it up, which neither of them would be doing for a while.

John was mildly depressed to find that the appetizers at the party had more in common with bait than grilled cheese. But Rodney had cleaned up nicely in his tuxedo, and he was being as nice as he knew how to be to John's coworkers.

Things got really interesting when they bumped into Lorne and his wife Kate.

"Rodney?" Kate's eyes got big. "What are you doing with John?"

"You name it," Rodney smirked, and Kate's eyes got even bigger.