"We're going to die right in the middle of a cliché."

"It's a cave."

"It's a cliché. Next you'll be declaring your unrequited crush on me and we'll be having end-of-the-world sex."

"In a cliché?"

"Hello? Have you never seen a movie or read a book?"

"It's not."

"Oh, yes, it is - it's one of the lamest, stupidest clichés ever and, furthermore..."

"It's not unrequited, if I'm reading you right."

"Okay, so it's not unrequited. It's still a cliché."

"So, end-of-the-world sex?"

"Absolutely."